February 2012
385 posts
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nicholas cage: i'm going to impregnate the statue of liberty
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image so i just take a snapshot of it
beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
fugrats:
fergalicious deaf
textposter:
I guess “some of these kids are really hot” is not ok to say when working at Chuck E Cheese
Blathers: Hootie hoo, I see you have a fossil there? Care for me to identify
Me: b b b b
Blathers: Oh, an insect! Do not free the beast from its cage
Me: b b b b b b
Blathers: It's known that the stegosaurus was once a fierce creature to roam this earth
Me: b b b b b b b b b b
Blathers: I am really tired did you know that hoo zwack sorry old chum I am a night owl don'tcha know
Me: b b b b b b b b fucking b
Blathers: Hoo hoo
Me: b
dadfather:
dougies my way through community college
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snappyk replied to your post: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT I retract my previous…
I WAWNA C
OKAY I’LL TAKE A PICTURE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY
nilmerg replied to your post: nilmerg replied to your post: PUBLIC SERVICE…
lmao why thank you :)
No problemo!
math science history unraveling the mystery
of why people watch this fucking show
nilmerg replied to your post: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT I retract my previous…
i don have attractive hair.
WRONG according to the one picture in your tagged/me you have an afro which is COOL so you’re lying
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT I retract my previous statements about all of you having to shave your heads - MY HAIR IS FIXED therefore you all can go back to having attractive hair if you want since mine is all better and whatnot heh heh HORF
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
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dudels:
WHY CAN’T I BLACKLIST THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL FROM TODDLERS IN TIARIAS WHO ALWAYS SAYS “a dollar makes a honey boo boo” OR SOME ASSFUCKERY LIKE THAT
rude
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simsgonewrong-storytime:
well I was in the car for 7 hours straight so i went on sims 3 on my ipod and I decided to make my sim a slut so i slept with basically everyone and I kept doing it with the same boy until a message came up saying “your sim has been woohooed to death” I thought it was a joke or something until a grave stone came up and I never even knew it was possible to be woohooed to...
letsalllisten replied to your post: letsalllisten replied to your photo: i’m necking…
it’s kind of awkwardly gorgeous
AWW thank you!
letsalllisten replied to your photo: i’m necking everywhere
your…hair…. snooki???
NO WRONG
NOT SNOOKI
IT IS A BOW AND I LIKE IT IT’S FUN
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snarg asked: can i own your eyebrows i want them they are so perf
